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AN ODE TO LOVE

If you are a lemon there are so many things 
that can happen to you. Including laceration on the rim 
of an ice-cold martini. Or having your skin scraped off 
and put into a tangy vinaigrette. But you might also fly 
in an airplane to an interesting place.

And end up in a beautiful refrigerator in Norway.

You can fall in love with anybody you want.

Here or there, anywhere, dead or alive.

But that’s true of everything.

I own two dachshunds for instance.

Sometimes I pretend I am going to ear their food.