BOY! I LOVE THE INTERNET!

If down goes the airplane

would I clutch the arm of a stranger

and say “I love you”?

I would! And if I did she would say:
“I love you too!” and then she would

say: “I have loved you all my life!”

And I would say “But we just met!”

And she would say “True, but...”

–and then we would die.

People are strange.